Saturday, October 25, 2008

Palin Porn Update! / Plus, Richard's Hipster Pick of the Day / Also, Did the New KU Chant Make Us Lose?

Clips from Hustler's Who's Nailin' Paylin? porn film have appeared on-line in recent days (with a DVD release expected before the election). Richard, of course, will be hosting a special screening of the film.

Richard: "From what I've seen so far, in which 'Paylin' shows her 'high beams' to a man at a snowmobile dealership while her husband is away, this is a surprisingly incisive commentary on American notions of politics and gender, and I expect us all to have a very good discussion of the film. Naturally, we'll all be naked during this discussion. This is a porn film, after all."

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Four out of five local hipsters have worked at Larryville's college radio station KJHK at some point in their lives, and tonight the station celebrates its 33rd birthday with a party at the Granada featuring the funky sounds of Diplo and Abe Vigoda (presumably the band, and not the Barney Miller star, although an appearance from Vigoda himself would be an even greater thrill for the hipsters). Lawrence.com says: "Mixing '80s nostalgia with mainstream hip-hop, crunk, dancehall, bhangra and the Favela Funk of Rio Di Janeiro, Diplo highlights and tweaks the artists that he loves. Most importantly, he makes audiences shake it like a saltshaker."

Chip: "I've heard of 'hip-hop,' but the rest of those words mean nothing to me. Still, I do love to shake my ass."

Richard: "Abe Vigoda is a brilliant hipster band name, since championing forgotten films and stars is a big part of what we do, as hipsters. My personal favorites are: Warren Oates, Harry Dean Stanton, and M. Emmitt Walsh. If you go to the show tonight, avoid the expected discussions about Vigoda's role as Detective Fish on Barney Miller and concentrate instead on his appearance in Joe Vs. The Volcano or the fact that he does a voice in The Godfather video game. In hipster circles, these are the kinds of facts that will get you laid, and quick!"

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After instituting a supposedly harmless and bland new cheer at today's KU/Texas Tech game, KU was massacred 63-21, a shocking home loss.

Richard: "Our power obviously lies in our use of profanity."

Chip: "We should rip our own fucking heads off! This sucking team is the suckingest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

3 comments:

Larry Flynt said...

If ever there came a time for Pa(y)lin porn, it's after seeing KU get f*cked by TTU.

Maybe.

paylin said...

"It's time to drill, baby. Drill hard and drill deep"

(yes, that's from the actual script...and you should go on-line and read it before checking the film out from your local porn emporium).

porn aficionado said...

Miracle Video, here I cum!