The Boys Ponder "Palin Porn" / Plus, Hollywood Round-Up, Vol. II

Hustler Video has started production on a new title called "Nailin' Paylin." According to a press release, "The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback --"young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny! There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes" (www.tmz.com).

Will the boys be watching?

Richard: "I'm sure a lot of people see this as cheap exploitation, but the use of anal sex as a metaphor for limited foreign policy experience is really a quite clever way to speak to a young audience well-versed in porn but not so keen about political concerns. And to explore the creationism/evolution debate through a classic teacher/student porn scenario: genius! I believe this will be a fun film to think about as well as beat off to."

Chip: "Some find it offensive to demean our politicians in this manner, but I suspect the truth is that Palin and her husband will pop this in some night when the kids are away and have themselves a pretty good time. I'd totally be honored if someone made a porno about me."

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With the bail-out passed into legislation and OJ safely behind bars again, Americans turned to Hollywood over the weekend for some feel-good fun about a talking and singing chihuaha! Yes, Beverly Hills Chihuaha grossed $29 million bucks.

Chip: "So many so-called 'classic' Disney films concentrate on visual style and moral lessons. Boring! I want to see a dog sniffing other dog's butts! That shit is timeless! This is better than Bambi. By far."