In Larryville, there's more talk of saving the T than there is of electing the president. On Saturday, a large contingent of peaceniks, anarchists, and East-siders are staging a 'save the T' parade in which a "festively decorated" bus full of freaks will proceed down Mass. Street followed by a collection of assorted citizens. The parade is slated to stop for a 15 minute interval at 9th and Mass. so its participants can stage a "street theater" performance regarding the importance of public transportation.
Chip: "Ah, I'd rather watch an entire Beckett play than 15 minutes of this!"
Apparently hipsters aren't the only ones who love zombies. Retro-loving sorostitutes have embraced them as well: tonight's Neon dance party has a zombie theme. Hipsters, who cannot stand to have their passions co-opted by the culturally inferior, are expected to immmediately transfer their allegiance to another creature...possibly mummies?