Chip: "All I know about Chabon is that he appeared on The Simpsons last season."
Cl.thier: "If he starts writing poetry, I'll take him seriously. And not a minute before."
Richard: "I don't read anything till Oprah tells me to read it."
With Halloween falling on a Friday, Larryville will surely offer a wealth of opportunities for mischief. Here's what we know so far: Cl.thier's end-of-the-month Yacht Club gig is featuring a maritime theme, and the boys hope the waitresses will be dressed as topless native women. The gig has stiff competition from the Replay, however, which will attempt to lure the hipster crowd with a Hall and Oates cover band ("Haulin' Oats"). Chip will be in his pumpkin patch in Forttt Scottt, but he'll be humming "Private Eyes" and "Maneater" under his breath and secretly wishing he was cool enough to be at the Replay.