Dr. X: [The LC is] "some manner of art from which I derive pleasure."
Trix: "It's just dark enough for me to enjoy without feeling bad about it."
Rev. H: "You're going to the Get Down Town Fest? But I thought you made fun of that?"
Iain (aka King Tosser): "Do not confuse yourself with your persona."
Chip: "Could you please kill my character off or "send me back to my home planet" like Poochy on The Simpsons?"
Richard: "I'm actually getting a little tired of doing a comic blog. I feel like writing more about my hopes and dreams. And maybe a poem or two. And some odes to girls I have crushes on and such. Like that tramp from Quinton's."
Chip's pick of the day: "Folks, don't forget that Ani Difranco is at Liberty Hall tonight. Personally, I'm scared to go, because she's 'political' and 'feminist,' which are two things I don't like to find in my 'art.' It's like finding a fly in my oatmeal. Gross! I also suspect she might share a lot of her 'beliefs' between songs, which I find to be a nuisance. I prefer a singer to sing the songs exactly as he or she recorded them. That way I feel comfortable during the performance. A few brief asides are okay, such as telling me that my town rocks the hardest or perhaps politely introducing the band members while I politely pretend they matter. Anyway, the point is that Ani tends to attract a lot of lesbians, so the show might be worth checking out."