Zeke wants to see "more guys dressing up when they go out on dates with their girlfriends. The girl always look so cute in her little black dress and heels, and the guy will be wearing khakis, a polo and Sperry Top-Siders. Guys in Lawrence don’t know how to dress up..."
Chip: "But I look good in my khakis and polo and Top-Siders."
Richard: "I've said it before and I'll say it again. Little black dress = instant boner."
Meet Zeke. Ladies, is he fashionable, or isn't he?
Capt. Chanute: "We used to beat this kid up on a near-daily basis back in Chanute."
Last week's first "Hipster of the Week" column focused on Gavon Laess.g, of Lawrence.com, and his penchant for shirtless photos of himself.
This week brings us "Scary Manilow," Replay bartender and frontman for local psychobilly outfit The Spook Lights.
In an interview with Nick Spac.k in the Pitch, Rob discusses how he earns a little extra cash:
"When I'm not flexing my bartending muscles, I'm sacrificing my health for science at the Quintiles Clinical Research facility. For the past fourteen and a half years, Quintiles has afforded me the luxury of pursuing a more worldly lifestyle. In exchange for my blood, urine, sweat, feces, spare time, free will, and preference for a regular, balanced diet, Quintiles grants me a check (or "honorarium" as they call it-- how noble!) to the tune of $175 dollars a day... sometimes more!"
Scary, you have served us all some delicious PBR's, and we're delighted to feature you as our hipster of the week!
Here's Scary pictured with Curvacia Vavoom: