At any rate, the subject of this post is not the Luau, but rather the new pedicab service which has finally gotten approval and is now operating at random hours along Mass. Street, providing quick transit (for a buck) between bars for the lazy and the shitfaced. Shane Pow.rs, the sole owner/operator of the rickshaw-like service, says that most of his business so far has been from girls with "6 inch heels and all that" who "don’t want to walk from here to there, but I sure wouldn’t mind pedaling them.” (LJ-World).
Chip: "I'll bet that those girls primarily need a shuttle between Quinton's and Brothers and prefer to pay in blowjobs. Pow.rs may be the smartest guy in town right now."
Richard: "I plan to use the service myself, at least once, just because I want to hop on board when I'm really trashed and yell 'To the Replay, sir, post-haste!'"