Chip: "So, did you have a boner during this picture, or didn't you?"
Richard: "Shut up, Chip! She seemed real sweet."
Louise's West (known to fans such as Cl.thier as simply "the West") is currently closed for repairs after an SUV smashed into the front of the bar this weekend, then sped away from the scene of the accident. Expect to see bevies of confused sorostitutes wandering the streets this week looking for a place to drink their schooners. Luckily, Richard and King Tosser live very close by.
The UDK offers this account, which wins the LC's "No Shit" award for obviousness:
"Although no police statement has been released, bystanders speculated that alcohol was involved, while they shot photos of the caved-in facade with their phones."
It's a great night to be a geek in Larryville. Adult Swim is hosting a block party this evening outside the Sandbar, featuring "Music. Games. Prizes. Free T-shirts. Surprises. Possible clown." (LJ-World). Put on your best Meatwad T-shirt or Space Ghost costume (where is Dr. X when we need him!?), and we'll see you there.
Afterwards, another installment of Super Nerd Night (this one called "Night of the Living Nerds," cleverly equating nerds and zombies, get it?) kicks off at the Jackpot after the Adult Swim festivities. These evenings of role-playing games and video games and comic books and general geekiness are the brainchild of Joel Pfannensti.l, owner of AstroKitty comics, who explains the evenings thusly:
"People really dig having stuff to do while they get their drink on. Plus, it's a very laid-back group, and the Jackpot staff seems to appreciate the non-obnoxious nature of our inebriated nerds." (Lawrence.com).
Chip: "Inebriated nerds are the worst, the absolute worst, and they always want to talk about LOST."
Here's a photo of the Larryville nerds: