The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Richard: "Well, it's a lot funnier than the actual Family Circus. I'll give it that."
Chip: "What I enjoy is pairing Archie comics with excerpts from Penthouse Letters. Instant boner every time."
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[*Hipster porn = hipsters screwing while listening to the new Dirty Projectors album. Hipsters screw, by the way, in much the same way as they dance, with very limited movement.]
For hipsters who get up early (rare), one of KC's most unusual theatre troupes will be presenting their annual Greek play at 7:30 a.m (in keeping with ancient tradition) along Brush Creek this weekend.
Richard: "I'll bet a lot of significant others are rueing their decision to date an 'artist' right now."
Chip: "I guess it's true what they say: one has to suffer for art...and pussy."
And the weekend's most important hipster event, of course, is Zaguar's collage opening at Wonder Fair on Saturday. Here's another taste of his work:
Richard: "Chilling. Simply chilling."
Chip: "I don't get it."
With Larryville still in the midst of a crimewave, local police have taken to treating every transgressor (even skinnydippers) as if they are Bonnie and Clyde or Dillinger. Yesterday, most of the police force (24 officers) surrounded the Jayhawk Motel to apprehend this scrawny teenager, who robbed a friend in North Lawrence and might have had a gun:
Chip: "If it takes 24 lawdogs to catch this kid, I'm not sure they'll be able to stop the weekly gunfights at Club Axis."