Thursday, March 4, 2010

This Week in Larryville News (Porn Stars at Senior Night!) / Also, This Week in Top City News!

Just when you thought Eddie Rabbit was surely the coolest celebrity to attend a KU home game this year, along comes the news that adult film star and former KU alumnus Samantha Ryan was front and center for Senior Night! An LJ-World blog led us to a sports blog called The Big Lead which led us to Ryan's Twitter page (thank you!), which features tweets such as this:

"So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major ass! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!"



(it also contains tweets such as this: "Good 2 C U! RT @ryankeely:just had 8 million orgasms with @msindiasummer mmmmm & now i'm bringing wine over to @sammyryry 's hour. gigiddy!" ).

Ryan also includes this nice picture of her posing with Big Jay (which shows up sideways for some reason, so you may want to turn your computer on its side before beating off to it, Chip!).




















You can follow "SammyRyRy" on Twitter here:

http://twitter.com/sammyryry

Richard: "Sure, Sammy RyRy has been in over 140 porn films, according to the talkbackers, but I'd still rather bang Longhorn Girl from the Texas game."

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It's been a busy week in Topeka. First, Mayor Bill Bunten issued a proclamation changing the city's name (unofficially) to "Google" for the month in "a bid to become part of Google's fiber-optic broadband test" (Wall Street Journal):

"The proclamation itself even goes so far as to praise every aspect of Google’s corporate philosophy, saying that Google’s belief in “every employee” mirrors the city’s belief in every citizen’s importance."

Chip: "I think what he meant to say was "every citizen" except the gays."

According to the LA-Times, the city also briefly changed its name in the mid-90's to that of a Pokemon character, ToPikachu.

Richard: "Yes, and it will always be Topikachu to me."

Meanwhile, the state legislature "gave preliminary approval to a bill that would designate little bluestem as the official state grass..."Let’s get her done,”... state Rep. Bill Otto, R-LeRoy, said" (LJ-World).

Richard: "I wonder if Bill Otto quotes Larry the Cable guy after every proposal that he makes and I'm guessing he does."

Chip: "State grass? What about K-2? Get it?"

By the way, you can still see a re-post of Otto's now-legendary Redneck Rap on Youtube, complete with a defense of his work (which many declared racist) and a comparison of himself to Will Rogers. Please watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1DgmjKwio

1 comment:

plant expert said...

Is Kansas the only state where the state flower (the sunflower) is also classified as a noxious weed?