Captain Chanute: "The only crime is if Townsend did NOT get a blowjob out of this incident."
Elsewhere in Larryville prudery, Mark Jarboe has written a rousing letter to the LJ-World decrying the fact that this year's Shamrock Shuffle will begin (due to road construction) at the Dirty Bird (Flamingo) strip club:
"The association of the Flamingo Club with our city’s St. Patrick’s Day events has always been disturbing. According to lawrence.com, an informational World Company Web site, the Flamingo Club is a “nudey joint.” According to this same Web site, lap dancing is available at the Flamingo Club. As a result I will not participate in this year’s race; I will not go inside the Flamingo Club."
Chip: "Come on, Jarboe! A little post-race lapdance would certainly help relax you. Pre-race would be nice too, although I suppose it's hard to run with a boner, and I do intend the pun on 'hard' in this sentence."
At least one of our faithful readers, Honorable Reverend H, will be participating in tomorrow's event. Is she bothered by the run's association with the legendary Northside "nudey joint?"
Honorable Reverend H: "Lighten up, Jarboe. It's just a titty bar."