"Beautiful out today. Happy bus heading home. We were good in spurts. . Watching a movie. Coach t picked the movie....TAKEN with liam nelson"
Richard: "First off, it's Liam NEESON, for fuck's sake! Second, I'm surprised that Coach T. didn't pick a Sammy RyRy film, such as her directorial debut: Sorority Sluts."
Chip: "It's hard to believe there hasn't been a porn flick called Sorority Sluts before. Also, this is our fourth straight day of RyRy jokes and they STILL give me a raging boner."
Sure, this weekend's movie news is mostly about tonight's Oscars (can Sandra Bullock win a Razzie for Worst Actress--All About Steve-- and an Oscar for Best Actress--The Blind Side--in the same weekend? It's looking that way!).
But fanboys also have a lot to say about Tim Burton's new take on Alice in Wonderland. Let's check in with AICN to witness the fanboys turning against a former hero:
Kentucky Colonel says "Would Burton please start fucking Cate Blanchett or Vera Farmiga. I'm getting really turned off by Helena B. Carter showing up every fucking time."
SlimButNotreally says: "Johnny Depp Looks Like A Woman Part 6...that's what this movie should have been called...also, CG midgets. stupid crap. Burton is a hack."
YackBacker says: "Tim Burton is an intellectual lightweight...Aside from ED WOOD, which was a simple enough story, he has yet to make a film beyond something a kid could manage with finger paint and a 2-Liter bottle of Jolt cola."
And one comment about the AICN review itself:
Chadley BeBay says: "Massawyrm -I fucking hate you. You are such a douchebag and your wikipedia info on Lewis Carroll impresses NO ONE. You knew precisely shit about him before this article. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP."