Game Day! (Volume II)

Readers, it's almost kickoff time for KU's match-up against Georgia Tech! But maybe you're feeling a little down after last week's demoralizing loss to North Dakota State? Let us offer you three things to get excited about in the face of today's near-certain massacre.

1) An 11:00 tip-off provides a perfect reason to start boozing at 7:00 a.m. We had PBR for breakfast.

2) The town is full of luscious Georgia Peaches (Chip: "And they are ripe for the plucking, if you catch my meaning. And what I mean is they are eminently fuckable.").

3) It's a more wholesome American way to commemorate 9/11 than burning a Quran.

We'll see you at halftime, as KU fans surely begin to exit the stadium en masse.