Saturday, September 11, 2010

Game Day! (Volume II)

Readers, it's almost kickoff time for KU's match-up against Georgia Tech! But maybe you're feeling a little down after last week's demoralizing loss to North Dakota State? Let us offer you three things to get excited about in the face of today's near-certain massacre.

1) An 11:00 tip-off provides a perfect reason to start boozing at 7:00 a.m. We had PBR for breakfast.

2) The town is full of luscious Georgia Peaches (Chip: "And they are ripe for the plucking, if you catch my meaning. And what I mean is they are eminently fuckable.").

3) It's a more wholesome American way to commemorate 9/11 than burning a Quran.

We'll see you at halftime, as KU fans surely begin to exit the stadium en masse.


@BARRR said...

You shoulda seen the faces on the Georgia fans as they passed by the BullHouse! Sooooo Sad!!!! LOLOL! BOOYA!

we stand corrected said...

And there's only one explanation for KU's victory: a miracle!