Please write in with your best Pavement memories, and we'll publish them later (if they amuse us).
A quote from a recent Guardian review of a London reunion show: "Their later material sounds marginally less like a band attempting to play while on a rough ferry crossing...".
Since not all of you are devoting your time to Franzen's Freedom (as you should be), we want to occasionally share with you our favorite boner references from this instant-classic:
"His crying had given him a boner that he now removed from his boxers and khakis and held onto for dear life...He so much liked looking at it..." (Franzen 250).
Our feminist readers: "It makes us sad that even the President of the United States is devoting his time to the masturbatory fantasies of yet another White Male author desperate to make it into the canon. Your boner prose is not canonical, Franzen!"
Ladies, we beg to differ.