Friday, June 25, 2010

Another Visit To Anna Undercover! / Boner Joke of the Week

After a short-lived attempt at writing fiction, our favorite local stripper, Anna Undercover, is back to doing what she does best: telling stories about lapdances.

In her newest blog entry, Anna explains that she was mid-lapdance with a young customer when she suddenly learned that he works at McDonalds. Then this happened:

"I’m sorry, but I really can’t sell you any more $20-dances if I know you work at McDonald’s,” I (actually) said, perched in the boy’s lap on a VIP-area couch.

I cringed at the mental image of him slaving behind a broom for minimum wage.

“Um, OK, well, that’s nice,” he said. "But I really, really don’t care.”

What....?

He shrugged as he blinked, staring at me without expression.

“I want a lap dance, and you have the most amazing butt ever, so just give me a dance."


At this point Anna relents and makes $80 bucks. How do the boys feel about this experience?

Richard: "Personally, I think Anna was wrong to make this kind of a fuss. If he has the money, he should get the dance, no questions asked. Plus, he'd probably been saving that hard-earned french-fry money for months just to experience that 'amazing butt' grinding in his lap."

Chip: "Agreed. And it's not like a fry-cook is even a bad job, necessarily. There's fucking room to move as a fry cook."*


*Free PBR (or generic beer) for the first film-savvy reader to recognize Chip's reference in bold (to a film he almost certainly has not seen).

As always, check out Anna's full post here: http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/anna-undercover/2010/jun/21/anna-undercover-nice-hot-cup/
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The boys are connoisseurs of good boner jokes, but it's not every day you get to see a boner joke performed by one of the greatest actors of all time. The just-released trailer for The Little Fockers, the next installment in the Meet the Parents series, features Robert de Niro spotted by his grandchild while sporting a raging boner! We believe it's his finest work since Raging Bull. (Chip: "Finer, actually. This boner joke will win him another Oscar."). Check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65JfjApdg4&feature=player_embedded

Richard: "This will make more money in a day than Ben Stiller's Greenberg will ever make. Yet I still insist that Greenberg is the best film of this year so far."*

*The above comment in bold is actually endorsed by the real Richard."

6 comments:

Iggy Stooge said...

Repo Man!

Everybody's working for the ass said...

Let's be honest, this is the only reason why any man ever goes to work for more than three days in a row. Otherwise, he would only hold a job until jerk-ass manager got high-and mighty, at which point he would say, "Fuck this job, fuck this company, and fuck you and the kitten you rode in on."

Lap dances are still cheaper than dates, especially if she wants to see ECLIPSE in 3-D.

Chip said...

Eclipse is in 3D? OMG!!

let's go do some crimes! said...

Oh, and free beer for Iggy Stooge, whichever reader that may be!

Dr. Farnsworth said...

Isn't Anna a fat Lawrence hippie bitch who couldn't get me to dip my chips in hot fat if my dick was already out and ready to swim in the dimples of her ass!

--I FUCKING HATE REPO MAN!

PS: New adventures into Futurama are WAY more important than some fat, unwashed Replay Hoes!

AnnaUndercover said...

A few points:

-You guys are totally right about what I should've done.

-Lap dances are definitely cheaper than dates.

-It's "hoes."