Enjoy yourselves, folks, but be careful, because this unusually hot early summer weather seems to be making local hobos even "stabbier" than usual (seriously, there is a stabbing in this town almost every fucking day!).
The boys have been very vocally skeptical of twitter (Richard: "Because it's just so stupid!"), but that doesn't prevent them from keeping tabs on numerous twitter feeds. Today we showcase a few our current favorites.
Local scoundrel and sexpert Victor Continental just began "tweeting" this morning. His first post:
"When I look down, I'm usually amazed at the size."
Follow him here: http://twitter.com/VictorSaysDrink
The Bourgeois Pig remains a perpetual favorite of ours. They don't seem to have addressed the baby-in-bar scandal on the site, but their updates remain delightfully pretentious:
"The mango rum's nearly infused. Sorry it's taking so long, but we don't want to decant it before it's ready."
Tune in here for infusion-updates: http://twitter.com/thebourgeoispig
We are also grateful to the Pig for this picture, taken during a noon concert by the Lonesome Hobos on Mass. Street:
But perhaps our favorite new Twitter feed is by someone named "StudentStripper," posting from the anonymous "midwest." Her posts are often wonderfully raunchy, such as this recent entry:
"New girl was seen getting fingered during a dance. Big fight broke out in the dressing room."
She's also prone to titillating commentary regarding her own off-stage sexploits:
"role-played with the Boy...as stripper and customer...endless lapdances and ended up tying him to the bedframe :)"
".Ps I get laid in less than a week and I can't fucking wait."
"Well i can hear the birds chirping. Time to masterbate and go to sleep."
Follow her here: http://twitter.com/studentstripper
Dr. X, Twitter-user: "I certainly will!"
Richard: "I figured a stripper would be able to spell 'masturbate' properly."
The boys have been flirting with the idea of creating an LC-related Twitter feed lately, but we aren't sure our fans necessarily want an update each time Chip gets a boner.
Chip: "I do get an awful lot of boners."