While we continue to work on our swimsuit physiques, the InkKC website offers a nice slideshow of an afternoon at the Jones to content us in the meantime. Here are a couple of shots:
Chip: "The dude in the first photo has a really prominent boner."
Richard: "The Miller Lite on display in the second photo tips us off immediately that this is a totally different cultural scene than Larryville. There's not a PBR in sight."
In other P&L news, the area's controversial dress codes (which led to numerous charges of racism) have supposedly now been "relaxed" somewhat. (Chip: "I wonder what tactics they are using these days to keep out the blacks?").
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Now that we've finished Justin Cronin's 766 page post-apocalyptic vampire epic The Passage (verdict: awesome!), we have turned to the virtuoso comic wordsmith Sam Lipsyte's new novel The Ask for a much-needed dose of literary vulgarity. Here we offer two passages we wish WE'D written:
"My mother was a second-wave feminist. I wasn't comfortable saying 'cunt' until I was twenty-three, at which point, admittedly, I couldn't hold back for a time."
and
"There was no God and being was just a molecular accident, but I still hoped my crawl through the illusory tunnel of retina-annihilating light would end with my face buried in some post-life fascimile of Maura's ass."
Dr. X: "I like this guy."
6 comments:
I really do.
--I don't know who Maura is, but I do hope to bury my tongue deep between the fleshy cheeks of her pert asscherry.
When I want to see hot young ass in a pool, I just drive by Meadowbrook Apartments on 15th really slowly.
(I totally forgot to make this joke in the main post!).
I nearly got busted skinny-dipping in Meadowbrook pool. Does anybody do that any more?
But who gives a fuck? We're all flukes of the universe, and have no right to be here.
I never liked miller light-- tasteless as it gets.
Used to drink PBR. It tasted like piss, but at least it had some taste.
But drinking PBR wasn't considered the least bit cool or hip.
It still tastes like piss. Why does drinking PBR piss build hipster cred?
I dunno why people think PBR is hip, but telling people you like beer that tastes good is like telling them that a band, an album, a song, doesn't suddenly suck simply because more people like it today than yesterday.
Exactly!
Ex-Pissy: you're tonight's fuckstar!
You have explained to the dipshits the essence of Larryville hipster bullshit: YER A BUNCHA FUCKING POSEURS!
...And we pipe-swinging mutha fuckas up North are coming down to whip yer shit up... and take it the fuck down!
--There can be only one!
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