Richard: "Basically, it works sort of like the Royal Nonesuch in Huck Finn. We all know we've been swindled, but we still tell our friends and family to shell out their own dollars so they'll get swindled too."
Chip: "What I'd like to do is set up some recording equipment in the local haunted sorority house. Sure, we might catch a ghost, but we'd almost certainly catch the legendary bra-and-panties tickle fights that go on there every night, which I think would be even better."
However, what's really important with a film like this is what the fanboys think. Let's check in with someone called HarryCalder on the Ain't It Cool News site:
"You know that girl who keeps telling you how hot she is in bed, the crazy things she'll do to you, "just beg for it, baby, and I'll rock your world," etc.? And then you finally get her in the sack, and she's certainly a fun time, but ultimately kind of forgettable? "Paranormal Activity" is smelling like that girl right about now... Calm the fuck down, sweetie...".