tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post8772430615281555931..comments2024-01-12T05:23:28.237-08:00Comments on The Larryville Chronicles: The Boys' Box-Office Report: Paranormal Activity!Noghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05295766937253277420noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-75863612127416021152009-10-20T04:00:54.251-07:002009-10-20T04:00:54.251-07:00I'm so happy that I am likely the one responsi...I'm so happy that I am likely the one responsible for this complete overuse of fuck.<br /><br />FUCK YOU SENSITIVE BItCHES WHO DON'T LIKE THE NEW SHIT!<br /><br />...see, I through the little 't' in there to appeal to today's jack-fucked youth... who find such things amusing.<br /><br />--BUT FUCK THEM TOO!Probably Mr. Smithersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-13282249034661645552009-10-19T20:01:24.832-07:002009-10-19T20:01:24.832-07:00Adam!
Yeah, I'm boycotting Couples Retreat en...Adam!<br /><br />Yeah, I'm boycotting Couples Retreat entirely (I'll rewatch Swingers instead).<br /><br />Here's what was learned from Paranormal: sometimes an invisible demon will fucking bite you!<br /><br /><br />--now I'm going to pick up a couple of Quinton's waitresses and pull a Fredo!the guy in the R-rated movienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-82728579871113373462009-10-19T19:22:13.924-07:002009-10-19T19:22:13.924-07:00The insistence upon Dr. Noggin's continued rel...The insistence upon Dr. Noggin's continued reliance on boner jokes in previous comments is not well taken here. But to elaborate, Paranormal Activity sucked. The swindler description was accurate, and I had to endure the movie with three boner NYU students behind me saying "Oh, shit" every fucking time the "demon" appeared. Side note: article from NYTimes lets us know that the director is the main male character, who is not in fact dead and who had no other problems with demons after his girlfriend and he broke up. Thus proving that women are, in fact, Satan's spawn and were cast out of the Garden of Eden first--with good reason. Anyways, if one cares for jokes about not only boners, but also balls, poop and destructive interpersonal relationships with the opposite sex, one need watch Vince Vaughn's latest knife-thrust into his briefly-burgeoning movie career, Couple's Retreat. I saw this one completely fucking hung over may have accidentally enjoyed a few jokes. Again, the effects of alcohol on my twenties are terrifying. Although seeing Jason Bateman dry-hump Sarah Marshall was stellar if not sterilizing. 50$ down the drain on movies is the bottomline; quick Noggs, ask your hipster buddies how much PBR that could have afforded me at the Retard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com