Monday, November 3, 2008

Election Day in Larryville / Plus, Today's Pop Culture Commentary!

What happens in Larryville on Election Day, you ask?

Richard: "In Larryville, we liberals sleep until noon, do our small part against the world's narrow-mindedness by voting for Democratic diversity, and then maybe have a few afternoon beers at the Pig, which is blessedly free of townies and frat boys. If Obama wins and the T sales-tax passes, we'll celebrate that evening by taking a spin in those dead-ass buses all over town, high-fiving our two black friends, then go back to driving our Priuses the next morning."


Singer/actress Beyonce is developing a new stage persona for herself known as Sasha Fierce, claiming: "Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working..."

Chip: "I know exactly what she means!"

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