Tonight in Larryville: Nogglefest XXXV!

The Labor Day weekend tradition rolls on once more this year at the Replay. While many claim the event has lost some of its luster since the legendary 30th event (which featured T-shirts and table-dancing), others (mainly N.ggle) claim that it's still a good opportunity to gather random people together and get them drunk. This year's event is rumored to feature a five dollar cover charge, which is up from zero in years past. Numerous hipsters are expected to leave in a huff at the door, muttering that "Nogglefest is worth three bucks at best!" However you slice it, though, it's still a far better bargain than paying 20 bucks for tailgating at Memorial Park.