Chip: "At the top of my list is the Beverly Hills 90210 remake. I understand they've made it more 'multi-cultural' this time by adding a half-Jewish character and an Iranian character, and I personally can't relate, being from Forttt Scottt, where everyone is white and is really pretty comfortable with being white, all things considered. Still, if I learn half as much about life and love from the new version as I did from the old version, I'll be a very happy and well-adjusted young man."
Richard: "After a summer of hearing about the Twilight-series vampires, which are loved by tween girls, I'm ready for some sexed-up HBO style vampires on True Blood, which is about a bunch of 'fangbangers' who like to fuck vampires because the sex is super-hot and the show takes place in an alternate reality where vampires are 'out and proud' in public because a synthetic blood has been developed. I can't make this shit up, folks!"
Chip and Richard are both equally anticipating a new game show called Hole in the Wall, in which (according to TV Guide) "contestants have mere seconds to bend their bodies to fit through oddly shaped holes in a wall that is rushing at them, ready to drag them into a pool of water." No jokes necessary for this one. It's obviously going to be awesome!