Chip: "I hope the hipsters hide and we never find them."
After its Orange Bowl-winning season, the KU football team kicks off again this Saturday amid controversies over its new practice fields.
Chip: "I remember when the only reason to go to a football game here was to see all the sweet drunk ass staggering around the parking lot. These days, however, the same thing holds true here for football that has always held true for basketball: it is completely unacceptable to lose a single game, ever!"
Richard: "I've watched so many practices I feel like I've seen all the games already. I plan to go out and play "I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours." At Quinton's."