Chip: "Why can't we just put them IN the jail."
The LJ-World talkbacks on the subject are, of course, abuzz, and "Somedude20" has a comment that's even funnier than Chip's: "put the bums in one of those schools that will shut down. maybe leave them a few books so they can make a fire. they can eat all of the gum that is stuck on the floors and walls. win win."
The boys love Thursdays because that's when new Style Scout columns appear on Lawrence.com, and today's Scouts are especially excellent (probably because they were scouted by Katy Seib.l).
Lisa Roberts, 25, describes her look as "Townie trash meets Rihanna's spirit
animal," and cites her fashion influences as "Klaus Nomi, drunk housewives that pop pills in their underwear, deer hides and Rihanna, of course.".
Honorable Reverend H: "I think I met this woman at Harbour Lights."
Lisa's least favorite fashion trends are "Polyester kimono blouses, capri pants, contrived punk rock style and Ugg boots worn with no pants and oversize shirts."
Ladies and gents, take a look. Is her own look in any way "contrived," and do you think that jar contains urine or moonshine? (click to enlarge).
Also scouted today is Jim Dandy (is that his real name?), 23, an employee of Milton's and the Pig who describes his style as "nice" and "presentable" (Chip: "Wrong on both counts.").
Richard: "I'll likely purchase a beer from Jim Dandy at the Pig this weekend, so I'm going to refrain from making any snarky remarks, but I'm certainly going to ask where he got that red button which I believe says 'I'm dorky.' Click to enlarge and see if I'm right."
The boys television pick of the day is a BBC documentary called Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower, which explores "objectum sexuals, people who fall in love with objects like fences and amusement park rides, (one woman even married the Eiffel Tower). And they have sex...On their one-year anniversary, Erika goes back to visit the Eiffel Tower to consummate their marriage. She lifts up her skirt, and straddles one of the beams with "no barrier" between them. (www.jezebel.com).
All of the profiled subjects on the show are women. But can men also be "objectum sexuals?"
Chip: "I certainly think so. For instance, I have an intense attraction to the physical space of Quinton's Bar and Deli and would totally make love to that building if I find a nice-sized hole in its exterior."
The documentary airs tonight at 7:00 and Richard will be hosting a watch-party.
Check out an article here for a link to watch the documentary on-line: