Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Geek Pick of the Week: The New A-Team Trailer!

Now that the geeks of the world have had their eyeballs well and truly fucked (several times) by Avatar 3D, they need something else to geek out about. This week's choice: the trailer for the remake of The A-Team (which will star Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Bradley Cooper as Face, and some dude that sort of looks like Mr. T. as B.A Baracus). The trailer doesn't hit until this weekend, but the fanboys already have opinions (as they always do). Let's check out a few from Aint It Cool News:

Conspiracy says: "This is the era of One Shot One Kill...doing an area suppression fire and offloading 5000 rounds without a single inflicted casualty won't fly for the kiddies in 2010."

Geektard_Smasher says: "I hope they don't fuck this up like they did with Dukes of Hazzard, Starsky and Hutch, Miami Vice, Beverly Hillbillies...my childhood can't take much more Hollywood gang rape..."

TheCreepyThinMan says: "SEX AND THE CITY SEQUEL BEING MADE? CALL THE A-TEAM!!! They'll fuck those shoe obsessed whores into submission and ride Sarah Jessica Parker into the sunset!!!YEEHAW!!!

And what about the boys?

Richard: "I'll see it, but what I really want is a BJ and the Bear movie. We haven't had a good old-fashioned monkey-sidekick feature in awhile now."

Chip: "I'd like to see a big-screen version of The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo, starring Seth Rogen as Sheriff Lobo."


underenthused said...

I can't think of much that is less exciting than the new A-Team movie, and I was quite the fan back in the day.

Clash of the Titans (Doesn't it also have Liam Neeson? What happened to that guy?) will suck, and we will all lament the loss of the cool stop-motion animation, but I can at least see the raison d'etre. It's a special-effects flick, so why not make it with new effects?

What impels them to make a new A-Team movie?

B.A. said...

I pity the fool who won't watch this remake!

(Should Liam play BJ...or the bear?).

Brass Monkey said...

Definitely BJ--I don't think he has the chops to play the Bear.

Getting me to watch the A-Team movie will be as hard as getting B.A. to fly.