Now, thanks to intrepid hipster-spotter Brian, we'd like to direct you to a website called "Hipster Wife Hunting" (www.hipsterwifehunting.com), which profiles sexy hipster checks both famous and not famous (they include various profiles and "reader submissions" of "normal" hipster women from across the nation). The women are rated on a PBR-scale (didn't Richard invent that a long time ago?).
The site's newest "celebrity crushes" are Haley Dekle of the Dirty Projectors ("That girl is radiant as fuck.") and Brooklyn filmmaker Sarah Lipstate (pictured below), who is deemed as tying with Portia de Rossi for "sexiest lesbian of all time."
Richard: "I'm 90% certain I'll find my wife using this site."
Chip: "I've heard there are other sites where you can just order yourself a Russian chick? Is that true? Why don't we order some?"