So, the first thing you need to do is join the Twitter campaign to move the State of the Union address to a time more acceptable to geeks (such as during Grey's Anatomy). You'll find like-minded folks at the hashtags #NoStateofUnionFeb2 and #JacobWantsUsToMoveTheWhiteHouse, where fanboys with names like John_Locke are writing: "Damn right. Im gonna crush if they fuck with #LOST."
Chip: "Lost is terrible, but I can understand the fans' anger on some level. I wouldn't be happy if the address replaced, for instance, Steven Seagal: Lawman."
For PBR-fortified hipsters braving the subzero windchills tonight, there are several options. The ever-popular Rooftop Vigilantes are at the Replay, but perhaps the more unusual show is at the TapRoom: a tribute to Fleetwood Mac performed by members of Ghosty and other area bands. Do hipsters like Fleetwood Mac even though the band is pretty much embraced across the board?
Richard: "Well, only the early stuff with Peter Green. We'll step out for smoke breaks during Don't Stop. And hopefully they'll find a good choice to sing Stevie. Suzannes Johannes, I'm guessing."