Chip: "Somehow I suspect this show may end up increasing the number of sex addicts in the world. I know I beat off twice before the first commercial break while looking at Penny Flame."
Richard: "I know we're supposed to feel sympathy for these people, but I came away mostly jealous. Easily the best show on television right now."
Chip: "Take that, Mad Men!"
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Readers, we don't know much about the band called Electric Tickle Machine aside from the fact that their name is adorable and the Pitch offers this blurb: "With slapstick lyrics such as 'Buy a puppy/It'll make you more presentable,' the mustachioed group's performances are crowd-pleasing on multiple levels."
Isn't this enough to make you head to the Replay tonight, or will you wait till the weekend and check out the equally-adorably named Giggle Party?
Correct answer: See them both!
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The boys didn't make it to the Jackpot's recent "Super Nerd Night" featuring an evening of anime and video games, but based on the following shot from A. Ruscin's Lawrence.com slideshow, it seems like a good time. The guy seems to be trying to stifle a boner, which could have been caused by the proximity of the woman but is more likely due to the stupid alien/devil picture she's holding.
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Ha. I know this guy. Is it any wonder that the hipster pic of the week is an attention-starved kickballer? His new 9-5 is the Commish of the dodgeball league. Do these fuckin hipsters ever WORK? I mean seriously; And just to reiterate, he is perpetually holding back boners in the presence of women, PBR and children. Well, maybe not children; I just threw that in to make him seem more like a pederast as the picture would seemingly suggest. Whatever. Maybe he should be on the sex addict show so he could get laid?
I didn't realize this fellow was so important. Dodgeball commissioner, eh? Perhaps we should have shown him more respect.
yeah. Cleary, some guy groping at his crotch on camera is an important bastard.
Perhaps he's only holding his crotch because he was hit with a dodgeball? Let's not jump to conclusions here!
If that's the case, maybe this lucky young lady got to see his "swollen member" in the squeaky-clean jackpot bathrooms. Or he got flat out rejected. So badly that he sought out Chip immediately for solace and a little pity fuck.
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