What do the boys think?
"I guess I'm sort of surprised this sport has infiltrated such a liberal county, but down in Forttt Scottt it's just something we do on weekends in the back room of Rusty's Saloon. My own gamecock is called Little Chippie."
The LJ-World provides a picture of the cockfighting operation, which makes one wonder why it took people so long to wonder why these rednecks had a yard full of fighting chickens.
After five consecutive losses, it was inevitable that talk of firing Coach Mang.no would surface. Players met yesterday with Athletics Director Lew Perk.ns to level serious charges of excessive "physical contact" against the "Phat" man (as he is affectionately known on those shirts we all bought at Joe College).
Should he stay, or should he go now?
Chip: "Five losses alone is enough to oust him. And Rees.ng should be shot like a broken-down horse."
Richard: "Let's toss S.lf out too after that near-loss to Memphis last night and start fresh."