1) "Game Day: Kan U Handle It?"
Chip: "Too punny and sounds like a text message. Fail."
2) "We Walk the Walk and Rock the Chalk"
Chip: "I think we should develop some sort of special 'jayhawk walk' if we choose this one."
3) "Kansas: A School in a Plains State That's Plain Better."
Richard: "This sounds like a bad Depression-era political slogan."
4) "Heed the Hawk"
Chip: "I like the alliteration and direct address, but it sounds too polite. I vote for 'Heed the Hawk, Bitches!"
5) Rock Chalk Title Talk
Richard: "Sounds just dumb enough to win the contest."
In an odd incident on Tuesday, a driverless KU on Wheels bus rolled into the (off-route) Biological Survey Building while its driver was (according to LJ-World speculation) inside using the bathrooms favored by KU bus drivers. Neither of the students on board were injured and the LJ-World offers this insight into their outlook on the incident:
"Both students who had been on the bus apparently were anxious to catch another bus, so that they could make it to class on time, Kaiser [assistant director of KU Parking and Transit] said. As far as he knows, the students made it."