"It's rumored that oil tycoon and Okie State patriarch T. Boone Pickens hand-selects his cheerleaders from the world's hottest bevies, soaking them in bourbon sauce and aging them in oak barrels for several months before trotting them out for big showdowns. Their wood-and-jerky infused aroma is irresistible to players hailing from south of the Mason-Dixon."
Perhaps Cl.thier will write in and let us know if this is true.
The site doesn't make quite clear whether the rankings are solely based on hotness or whether personality and general sluttiness are factored in, but we're certainly proud of the ranking, if somewhat embarrassed by the site's implication that star quarterback Reesing only likes to bang older women instead of the nubile ladies on the field. The site even includes the following picture:
Chip: "The site may imply that he prefers women such as this, but the truth, as most of us know, is that our local sports stars slowly and methodically bang their way through EVERY woman in town."