Chip: "I suppose we really shouldn't be making fun of the grammar here. After all, the signs were probably posted by a drunken Indian."
If you want a perfectly artsy and hipster-iffic night on the town, readers, let us suggest the following itinerary for this evening:
Begin your night at the Percolator, where an exhibition of fiber and textile art called "Crosshatch" has its opening. Sure, it sounds dull as fuck, but "music, refreshments, the famous 'Make It' table, and dandelions await you" (Lawrence.com).
From there, it's just a few steps over to the Lawrence Arts Center, which is hosting a series of new works by local composers, including one from Ric Averill's new rock-opera about Edgar Allen Poe.
And end your evening, of course, across the way at the Replay's charity prom, where you'll find local hipsters ignoring the prom entirely and discussing next week's long-awaited release of Grizzly Bear's new album "Veckatimest." Expect full coverage of the album release next week.