"We are a full-service comic book, MAGIC:TG/HEROCLIX/VS./Pokemon/YuGiOh!/WoWccg/MUNCHKIN/ZOMBIES!/Beermoney, action figure, minicomix, poster, and t-shirt retail space!" (www.myspace.com/ndenclave)
Chip: "First off, I don't know what any of those things mean? Second, until recently I thought comic books were stricly for children and lonely fat men, but then I realized that many of them were full of large-breasted women, which is something I, a cool guy, also enjoy."
Richard: "I plan to spend the afternoon there discussing (A) why Wolverine sucks so bad and (B) how next week's Abrams-helmed Star Trek is going to successfully reinvent our beloved franchise...so long as it remains completely true to the most esoteric details of the mythology, and (C) how even if Trek sucks I'm still going to see it four times on opening weekend, dressed, on alternate days, as both a Klingon and a Romulan."
Chip: "Even though the store is full of large men with bits of cheeseburger stuck in their beards, it's a nice peaceful atmosphere, which is hard to come by these days in Lawrence when it's not even safe for a frat boy to purchase a Burrito King burrito at 3:00 a.m. without being assaulted."
Richard: "However, if anybody dares to argue today that Picard is preferable to Kirk, I'll cut the motherfucker."