Vote No On Library? / Spot That Scenester / The Boys Gaze at Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Readers, if you're a true local progressive, you've been shocked and outraged lately by a series of "Vote No For the Library" signs that have been popping up around town and threatening your sense of civic superiority. Luckily, the LJ-World today solves the mystery of where they are coming from. They are made by Micah Garber, owner of Garber Automotive, who says:

“I’ve seen a lot of the Vote Yes for the Library signs and I hadn’t seen any vote no signs. I just wanted to make sure people knew it was OK to think differently than everybody else.”

A chorus of local progressives: "It's certainly NOT okay when it comes to our library, Garber. We NEED an elegant reading room overlooking scenic Watson Park."




A. Rusc.n is back with "party pics" from the recent Kaw Valley Kickball Classic, which means we're back with another round of "Spot That Scenester" (which means that @BARRR is probably going to win his sixth straight PBR).

So, a free beer goes to the first to identify the scenesters in this strangely terrifying photo:




















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Each year the boys falsely believe that the "Sexiest Woman Alive" is one of their Quinton's waitresses, but each year Esquire comes along and corrects them. This year's sexiest woman alive is Minka Kelly, of Friday Night Lights. We can't argue much, as we've wanted to bone her since Episode 1.

Parents Television Council: "But she plays a high-schooler!"

Here's a picture from Esquire:




















Chip: "The mirror serves here as a metaphor for celebrity narcissism but also serves as a way to reveal both ass and breasts in the same shot. It's as clever as it is boner-inducing."