Tuesday, November 23, 2010

KU is Poised to Break a Basketball Record / FourLoko Gets Banned

Aside from today's brief campus fire at Anschutz Sports Pavilion (which our Twitter-friend Evil Turner Gill claims was ignited in a volleyball player's panties after she witnessed him without his shirt), the talk of the town at the moment is tonight's potential record-breaking game at Allen Fieldhouse. With a victory over Texas A&M Corpus Christi, the Hawks can surpass their all-time home win streak of 62 games

Perhaps a more interesting game tonight, however, is the match-up between K-State and Duke at the Sprint Center in KC.

Chip: "I've said this many times, but I think I mean it more than ever: I hope they BOTH lose."


First the state took away our synthetic weed (K2). Now, as of yesterday, they've banned our favorite alcohol/energy drink (Four Loko, and also Four Maxed, Joose, and Max). Luckily, the boys have stockpiled enough of this shit to keep us Loko for months to come.

Chip: "FourLoko is going to be the secret ingredient in my turkey gravy this year."

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