Chip: "Why can't they just wait four more days until 'actual' St. Patrick's Day? Also, who would dare eat a breakfast prepared by the Replay bartenders?"
Richard: "I prefer PBR to orange juice with my breakfast as a general rule, so this sounds delightful to me. Also, this event is the same day as the Surfer Blood show, so in theory it's possible to drink at the Replay from 9:00 a.m until 2:00 a.m. This will possibly be the greatest day in Larryville hipster history."