Chip: "I believe their name is some sort of sexual innuendo, but I can't quite figure it out."
Richard: "The idea of hipsters in a mosh pit makes me giggle. Won't they spill their PBR?"
Also on the horizon is Fat Tuesday, and the boys do love their Mardi Gras festivities.
Chip: "Aside from Stop Day (which may soon end if we don't fight the power), Fat Tuesday is the best day to see titties on the street. And I love the idea that you can see them in exchange for cheap plastic beads, which are much less expensive than the usual two or three shots of Yagermeister it costs a man to see some breasts."
Richard: "And don't forget the Percolator's Mardi Gras Mask-erade this Saturday, readers! One can only imagine it will resemble the orgy scene from Eyes Wide Shut."