Kip: "It sounds like frogs of varying sizes are being hit on the head with mallets."
Richard: "They have a song called "Very Much Alone, Part 4: Oh Fuck, I'm Fucked, Fuck." I haven't heard the first three parts, but this one is pretty good."
Fourth of July
Richard: "My friend King Tosser says these guys have the best-looking fans in town. I always expect to get laid when I see them, but this hasn't happened yet."
Boo and Boo Too:
Richard: "I don't know much about them but the name annoys me in a way I can't fully explain. It makes me want to throw rocks at them."
Kip: "At Fatso's I once danced with a hippie chick while they were playing. Did you see me spin her around the floor? It was neat."
Kip: "This sounds like a pagan ritual and I make sure to leave town when they have a show booked."
Z-Man: "Once I ate a 'special' mushroom before their set and I realized that they are the single greatest musicians to ever pick up instruments."
Matt Cl.thier: "Truly, I have the sexiest fans in town and someday Richard and Kip will surely get laid after one of my shows. Possibly during."
Kip: "He used to be my officemate."