“An International Research University.”
“2008 NCAA Men’s Basketball Champions.”
“2008 Orange Bowl Champions.”
Kip says: "The research part should come at the bottom."
Richard says: "They forgot the championship debate team. And they should also add that the Replay won Esquire's 'Best Bar in Kansas' award a few years back. Sure, that's not KU-related, but it's important."
Kip says: "Then they should also add that Quinton's waitresses are the hottest in town, using the Sm.lie ratings system, which focuses on three things, breasts, asses, smiles, in that order. And Quinton's is followed by Jefferson's which is followed by the Yacht Club."
In other sports-related local news, the men's basketball team is nominated for "team of the year" in this year's ESPY awards alongside the Boston Red Sox, New York Giants, Boston Celtics, Detroit Red Wings and Tennessee's Lady Vols.
Kip says: "One of those teams is a silly choice, but I won't say which one, for fear there are feminists reading this and once I got slapped at Quinton's by a sexy redhead for making the kind of statement I would like to make right now."