stuckinchanute (anonymous) says... "Adios meatball!"
cshjhawk (anonymous) says... "He can now go home and be with his homies!"
Bontster023 (anonymous) says... "Fare well mangina"
blue73harley (Anonymous) says… "The shortage situation on Eggo waffles in Lawrence has just improved."
Chip says: "I like that last one. Somehow this blog has not yet addressed the most severe crisis facing this great land: the Eggo waffle shortage caused by production interruptions at the waffle-plants. We're all so focused on issues like Mang.no and Afghanistan this week that people seem to be forgetting the things that truly affect the common man, like whether or not I have enough fucking Eggos to get me through the winter."