Let's examine three of them.
Richard: "I'm increasingly willing to look ridiculous if it will help me get laid at the Replay or Jackpot, and I think a mustache may be just the ticket. But which style should I cultivate? I'm thinking the one on the right."
Chip: "I wonder who he likes best: Ol'Dirty Bastard or the RZA?"
Obviously, this is Jesus in a NASCAR shirt.
An article in today's LJ-World sports section focuses on the free throw shooting abilities of the men's basketball team. In the piece, Markief Morris talks about how Coach S.lf recently tried to rattle Thomas Robinson during his attempt to make five in a row:
“Coach started grabbing him and said, ‘You’ve got a nice body,’ and Thomas missed the last one.”
Richard: "Be careful there, Coach! If you ever start to lose a few games, they'll accuse you of inappropriate 'touching' and homoerotic or homophobic comments, depending on how that's interpreted."