Chattiest bartenders: The New Shenago (we learned more bar-related history on this night than any other...who would have ever thought the owner of Louise's is really a cold-blooded murderer!).
The bar which taught Kip the valuable lesson that L-Ville is really not as "lily-white" as he always imagined: Crosstown Tavern.
The bar where the boys were almost mauled by cougars and made to drink tomato-flavored beers: Jet Lag Lounge.
Sexiest waitresses: Q's (Kip is wrong about a lot of things...but he's onto something here... let's admit it).
Most disgusting nachos (but best place for a potential look at Bill S.lf's schlong): Yacht Club
Best chicken fried steak: Slow Ride Roadhouse (also the most pristine bathrooms!).
Best all-around bar: Replay Lounge (Esquire magazine concurs).