Kick off your Monday night at Fatso's by sketching Foxy by Proxy's Bunny Baltimore as she does some pole-dancing. We can't make this shit up.
And, for those of you who haven't ditched the Burger Stand for Dempsey's, you can celebrate the Burger Stand's 4th anniversary bash all day today featuring $2 Free State pints and $2 Birthday Cake shots & $2 Rumpleminze shots all day (our Rumple-loving friend LarryfuckingKS is sure to be on the scene!). There will be drawings for free meals for a year and such. Get details over at their FB page . Our old pal Matt Clothier, who has of late become the official "Bard of the Burger Stand," will be singing some cover tunes at 8:30. He knows a Replacements tune or two and will _occasionally_ play them if you yell at him long and loud enough. Also, our old guest columnist The Burger Wizard STILL owes us a fucking review of the Stand. Also, we hope they have bacon-wrapped frog legs on sale today:
Our friends at Nerd Nite get a lot of attention these days but let's not forget about our even-nerdier brethren (and sistren?) over at Super Nerd Night. They are back in action on Tuesday with the delightfully named "Call of Booty" edition of their long-running event which will feature (in addition to the usual nerdery) a dating game involving the Felt Show puppets (where have those giant puppets been hiding recently?), a V-Day performance by Foxy by Proxy (boobies!), and a sure-to-be-romantic set by Robocopter. Check out the FB event page here to find out that a whopping 100 of your nerdiest friends will be there.