Our Suggested St. Patrick's Day Itinerary

10:00 am: Dine on corned beef hash and Boulevard Chocolate Ale (they must have stockpiled that shit!) at Dempsey's Pub.

If you prefer your St. Patty's breakfast to be free (and accompanied by pitchers of green beer), opt for the Bottleneck:
















11:00 Sing some drunken Thin Lizzy songs (badly) with Sam and Duckie during the Jackpot's all-day karaoke from 11:00-5:00


noon: Read bits of Finnegan's Wake with some dudes we know over at Henry's:

"...a waalworth of a skyerscape of most eyeful hoyth entowerly, erigenating from next to nothing and celescalating the himals and all, hierarchitec-titiptitoploftical, with a burning bush abob off its baubletop and with larrons o'toolers clittering up and tombles a'buckets clotter-ing down."

Chip: "I don't know what's happening in that section, but I think it's something sexy due to words such as 'clittering.' "

1:00: Parade (catch a short nap during the boring parts; wake up to watch the Sandbar win the float competition).

3:00 Enjoy some Olassa tunes at the Replay (and read our interview with the band's Cain Robberson here )

4:00 Sing some MORE drunken Thin Lizzy songs (badly) with Sam and Duckie during the Jackpot's all-day karaoke

7:30 Watch Hospital Ships and Heartscape Landbreak at Lawrence Arts Center and purchase a freaky anti-Brownback T-shirt designed by BARRR (read our interview with BARRR here ).

10:00 Pass out in alley behind the Replay