If you prefer your St. Patty's breakfast to be free (and accompanied by pitchers of green beer), opt for the Bottleneck:
11:00 Sing some drunken Thin Lizzy songs (badly) with Sam and Duckie during the Jackpot's all-day karaoke from 11:00-5:00
noon: Read bits of Finnegan's Wake with some dudes we know over at Henry's:
"...a waalworth of a skyerscape of most eyeful hoyth entowerly, erigenating from next to nothing and celescalating the himals and all, hierarchitec-titiptitoploftical, with a burning bush abob off its baubletop and with larrons o'toolers clittering up and tombles a'buckets clotter-ing down."
Chip: "I don't know what's happening in that section, but I think it's something sexy due to words such as 'clittering.' "
1:00: Parade (catch a short nap during the boring parts; wake up to watch the Sandbar win the float competition).
3:00 Enjoy some Olassa tunes at the Replay (and read our interview with the band's Cain Robberson here )
4:00 Sing some MORE drunken Thin Lizzy songs (badly) with Sam and Duckie during the Jackpot's all-day karaoke
7:30 Watch Hospital Ships and Heartscape Landbreak at Lawrence Arts Center and purchase a freaky anti-Brownback T-shirt designed by BARRR (read our interview with BARRR here ).
10:00 Pass out in alley behind the Replay