"diamond bicycle moon round cat" : We Analyze the LC's Google Stats

Like most scenesters, we are vain, and sometimes check our blog stats to see if you are paying attention to our shenanigans. Sometimes you are. Thanks.

We also love to look at the stats on how people arrived at our blog through random Google searches, and today we offer some thoughts.

Five people have reached the LC recently by Googling "Dumptruck Butterlips."

We didn't know hippies had computers.

Four people have reached the LC recently by Googling "fiddle barefoot."

We thought we were the only ones with a weird fetish for barefoot lady fiddlers!

Three people have reached the LC recently by Googling "wemon of K-State."

Obviously, these are K-State fans who can't even spell "women" correctly.

Three people have reached the LC recently by Googling "Longhorn girl."

Do you remember her, who achieved brief fame by sitting in the right spot at a KU game while having great breasts and looking like Nicole Kidman?




















Two people have reached the LC recently by Googling "Justin Roelofs + Hawaii."

One of those was probably Justin Roelofs, trying to figure out if he's still in Hawaii or if White Flight's Kickstarter campaign has allowed him to transcend space and time altogether, as promised.

Two people have reached the LC recently by Googling "crotch shot."

Imagine the multitude of pages of search results and wealth of imagery they had to sift through before finding their way to the LC. But probably they enjoyed their journey.

And two people have reached the LC recently by Googling "diamond bicycle moon round cat."

These people are almost certainly mentally ill. We hope they found what they were looking for.