Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Sexy Ad of the Week / The Boys Discover a New Twee Band!

While perusing the recent "Taste of KC" insert in Pitchweekly, the boys stumbled across the following ad, which gave them a sudden boner:





















Chip: "If I'm not mistaken, 'taste our taco' is a clear euphemism for oral sex, right?"

Richard: "Sure. To me, this ad says, 'Enjoy a nice Mexican dinner AND go down on our waitresses."

Dr. C: "I wonder if quizzing the waitresses about 'post-cunnilingual osculation' would be more acceptable here than it was at Quinton's?"

Chip: "I'm still not sure that the problem was the subject matter but rather the fact that the waitress didn't understand a single word of your query."

Captain Chanute: "I don't think that the fratty boyfriends of Quinton's waitresses ever bother to go down on them, so it may have been more than just a matter of grammatical ignorance on her part."

Our feminist readers: "This ad practically ensures date rape since it promises that a woman's panties WILL 'drop' after a blueberry margarita."

Chip: "That's just insulting. What I'd do is sue the restaurant for false advertising."

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Readers, if you're looking for a new cute band in addition to the Transmittens, allow us to recommend...the Smittens! No, it's not a side-project (we wish!), but rather a band out of Burlington, Vermont with songs like "Magpies and Eccles Cakes." A recent album has been dubbed "a 14-song summer evening's worth of harmonised twee" (interweb). Listen to them here:

http://www.myspace.com/thesmittens

"Being nice is a political act." --The Smittens

5 comments:

  1. Oh, the outrage!

    Every fucking character (including a roving band of theoretical feminists!) gets a say in on panty-dropping... but the cheerful vulgarian is left out in the cold! Fuck! Fine! I'm just going to get back to writing more wizard-boner pornography and get a show on CBS like SHIT my Dad Says!

    --And then the blueberry panties shall drop. FOR ME!

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  2. shatner my dad saysMay 19, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Sorry, Dr. X! We thought you preferred the underground lair of the comments section to keep your identity under wraps.

    Also, we'll see if Dr. C pops in to comment on a famous moment from the good old days of Q's.

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  3. Blueberry Ben-Wa Balls, bitches! Kansas City, here I come!

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  4. I'm a fucking front-pager!

    Shit, my jive is ten times more likey to induce a boner than anything Flaccid, the Lonely (Kip) has ever been purported to say!

    --My cock is long and wise and can slice bread like a fucking ginsu dagger! FU-CHA!

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  5. Well, my cock is magic and I await the first installment of my new multipart series!

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