The Jayhawks ended the regular season yesterday with a solid thrashing of Mizzou and, judging from Self's Twitter page, the team had a great time on the way home:
"Beautiful out today. Happy bus heading home. We were good in spurts. . Watching a movie. Coach t picked the movie....TAKEN with liam nelson"
Richard: "First off, it's Liam NEESON, for fuck's sake! Second, I'm surprised that Coach T. didn't pick a Sammy RyRy film, such as her directorial debut: Sorority Sluts."
Chip: "It's hard to believe there hasn't been a porn flick called Sorority Sluts before. Also, this is our fourth straight day of RyRy jokes and they STILL give me a raging boner."
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Sure, this weekend's movie news is mostly about tonight's Oscars (can Sandra Bullock win a Razzie for Worst Actress--All About Steve-- and an Oscar for Best Actress--The Blind Side--in the same weekend? It's looking that way!).
But fanboys also have a lot to say about Tim Burton's new take on Alice in Wonderland. Let's check in with AICN to witness the fanboys turning against a former hero:
Kentucky Colonel says "Would Burton please start fucking Cate Blanchett or Vera Farmiga. I'm getting really turned off by Helena B. Carter showing up every fucking time."
SlimButNotreally says: "Johnny Depp Looks Like A Woman Part 6...that's what this movie should have been called...also, CG midgets. stupid crap. Burton is a hack."
YackBacker says: "Tim Burton is an intellectual lightweight...Aside from ED WOOD, which was a simple enough story, he has yet to make a film beyond something a kid could manage with finger paint and a 2-Liter bottle of Jolt cola."
And one comment about the AICN review itself:
Chadley BeBay says: "Massawyrm -I fucking hate you. You are such a douchebag and your wikipedia info on Lewis Carroll impresses NO ONE. You knew precisely shit about him before this article. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Actually, there are several "Sorority Sluts" movies, but re-using titles doesn't seem to be a problem in porn. What there isn't --yet, I don't think--is a Sorostitutes movie, which I predict will be Dr. Nog's filmwriting debut.
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