Today in Larryville: Sidewalk Sale!

Yes, it's here, and crowds are expected to swarm Mass. Street in a way not witnessed since KU won the championship. However, today's women are far less likely to take off their shirts...and far more likely to resemble your grandmother.

Nonetheless, the boys are expected to make an appearance in hopes that Joe College may be trying to illegally unload some of their discontinued T-shirts. Even if this isn't the case, the boys still intend to purchase several of the still-legal "Muck Fizzou" shirts.

Kip says: "Saying 'fuck you' to Missouri is something that never goes out of style, and these shirts are a good way to do it without actually using the word 'fuck.' I often wear mine to church in Ft. Scott. It cracks up the preacher every time!"