tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post8547900187089956692..comments2024-01-12T05:23:28.237-08:00Comments on The Larryville Chronicles: This Week in Sports News (Plus, Snarky Talkback Comment of the Week!) / Also: It's National Masturbation Month!Noghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05295766937253277420noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-69237158942420757182010-05-22T15:03:27.493-07:002010-05-22T15:03:27.493-07:00Finally, an event worth traveling for!Finally, an event worth traveling for!see you in Frisco!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-74393696914938681482010-05-22T14:52:35.186-07:002010-05-22T14:52:35.186-07:00HOLY SHIT!
--This is the most important news this...HOLY SHIT!<br /><br />--This is the most important news this site has ever reported! (I think Noggle may have finally scooped Lawrence.com!)<br /><br />PS: HOLY SHIT!Stuffin the Turkey!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-43272042359848311652010-05-22T12:48:25.074-07:002010-05-22T12:48:25.074-07:00May 30th, San Francisco. Order tickets here.
http...May 30th, San Francisco. Order tickets here.<br /><br />http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/home.html<br /><br />Some important info from the site:<br /><br />Are you a Voyeur?<br />You don't have to sign up as a masturbator to enjoy the event. Come as a spectator! To find out more about the cost, rules of respect or to reserve a space in voyeurs land, visit our spectator's page.<br /><br />Attention Competitors<br />If you plan on challenging the World Record for Time you must be present by 10:30am PST to make the start.<br /><br />Just want to Wank with others?<br />We also have spaces set up away from the cameras and voyeurs where you can masturbate with others. There are mixed gender, male only, and female only spaces.<br /><br />Not Sure you want to be part of the live event?<br />You can join us by masturbating from home! Click here to find out howmasturbate-a-thonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6469802837653192448.post-9113513809023654862010-05-22T11:57:40.457-07:002010-05-22T11:57:40.457-07:00Holy Shit! This is very important news!
Where are...Holy Shit! This is very important news!<br /><br />Where are the women masturbating?<br /><br />Is there... like a health club or some class (Is this the part of yoga that makes all the chicks take it as no self-serving man (Hah! That was a masturbation joke you prigish bitches!) will? I mean... I'm totally fine with being cut out of the goods... but oif there is some sorta hot crisco-laden field of bitches somewhere filed with horny women hunting the snark with a boojum -- I mean, I just wanna watch this shit.<br /><br />I never knew! I wanna know more. <br /><br />C'MON, NOGGLE -- make with the fucking field reporting and find out when and where the bitches and flogging the molly, and get us tickets. (This shit can not be free.) I mean... do they stick pop bottles up their ass too while they do it (What? WTF do I know about women setting out the shingle? Shit, I just found out that women masturbate like last week... Now I find out there's a whole month devoted to it! Christ! What other crazy shit am I missing out on? Women like gang anal and poly-gang fuck soirees in the back of the barn? How I met your fucking mother is a good show? <br /><br />MacGruber might be worth my valuable time? <br /><br />Shit, I need to read more books or something... I should end this parenthetical...) There. That's better. Anyhow -- Noggle -- find out where and when this shit goes down. It's fucking road trip time.<br /><br />--This is like the Feelies Bitch Zoo or something. ...Someplace in America, swarms of hot ass are strumming the banjo, and I want in!Pork-Fu indeed!noreply@blogger.com